on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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