Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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