I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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