You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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