Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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