Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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