I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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