in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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