Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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