Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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