He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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