White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just high enough for therapy.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i've created a new STD.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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