My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
