absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
They have beer where we have blood.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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