i think my tv is drunk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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