dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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