Apparently you make a good broom.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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