You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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