any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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