Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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