You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
