lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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