we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
