So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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