Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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