sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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