Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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