you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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