...so i touched it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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