hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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