How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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