It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
