He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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