i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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