Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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