Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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