just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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