you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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