Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.