Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.