Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ketchup is God's man juice
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey