How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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