I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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