The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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