Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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