Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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