At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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