He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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