Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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