I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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