STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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