Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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