i just had sex bonerless
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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