you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This is my gift to your gina
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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