he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The feeling are messing with the penis
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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