I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
